tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-318208542011-08-25T14:53:55.219+01:00Sociedade filantrópica de cariz meramente humanista. Também fazemos domicilios.bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.comBlogger4311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-63997132655235243162009-01-01T17:20:00.001Z2009-01-01T17:40:42.667Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SVz8agPC4yI/AAAAAAAAAh4/al5dGtnH2gI/s1600-h/Sexy_New_Year3.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286377594885956386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SVz8agPC4yI/AAAAAAAAAh4/al5dGtnH2gI/s400/Sexy_New_Year3.gif" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>TENHAM UM 2009 BRUTAL !!!!!!!</strong><br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6399713265523524316?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-38831207844634585912008-12-31T16:12:00.002Z2008-12-31T16:20:42.547Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SVuatTCc0uI/AAAAAAAAC04/3OfJJdEPbz4/s1600-h/macacada.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285988690644751074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 355px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SVuatTCc0uI/AAAAAAAAC04/3OfJJdEPbz4/s400/macacada.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O tasco deseja-vos um extraordinário Ano Novo, cheio de coisas boas e, principalmente, muita muita saúde!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Menos trabalho nos dão...</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Feliz 2009</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3883120784463458591?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-10078434625234867922008-12-24T01:48:00.006Z2008-12-24T02:03:09.218Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SVGWKY_qatI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/TSqKAUl_y60/s1600-h/nattttal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283168943134632658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 244px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SVGWKY_qatI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/TSqKAUl_y60/s400/nattttal.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"> (clicando a coisa aumenta)<br /></span><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Se alguém for despedido, que seja o chefe...</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Bom Natal maltinha!!!</span></strong></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1007843462523486792?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-60089288925009494062008-12-02T02:17:00.001Z2008-12-02T02:21:34.748Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/STSawhwuFrI/AAAAAAAACyA/LRWsbs0i3A8/s1600-h/quim.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275011222044808882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 261px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 359px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/STSawhwuFrI/AAAAAAAACyA/LRWsbs0i3A8/s400/quim.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Qualquer dia ainda começa a cantar...</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6008928892500949406?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-35292074664799827692008-11-27T23:31:00.003Z2008-11-28T00:02:29.416Z<div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://pt.uefa.com/footballeurope/club=2610/competition=14/index.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" style="font-family:webdings;">Olympiacos</span></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;"><strong> 5 - 1 </strong></span><a href="http://pt.uefa.com/footballeurope/club=50147/competition=14/index.html"><span style="font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;"><strong>Benfica</strong></span></a><br /></div><strong></strong><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3529207466479982769?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-67833435491340892372008-11-24T22:33:00.002Z2008-11-24T22:45:43.580Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SSsr2W-P4VI/AAAAAAAAAhw/_XW30N5wOFQ/s1600-h/fm09.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272356001646895442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 283px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SSsr2W-P4VI/AAAAAAAAAhw/_XW30N5wOFQ/s400/fm09.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;">JÁ ESTOU NO VICIO!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6783343549134089237?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-35952947292241005262008-11-20T00:37:00.003Z2008-11-20T00:40:36.078Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SSSxes9dJqI/AAAAAAAAAho/kP7L72N7PxA/s1600-h/Poster_3746_12533.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270532604953437858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 249px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 350px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SSSxes9dJqI/AAAAAAAAAho/kP7L72N7PxA/s400/Poster_3746_12533.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;"> Desde professores a politícos, existe por aí muita malta a precisar de fumar uns "birinights", eu não fumo mas cansado como ando dava umas bafuradas!!!!!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3595294729224100526?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-64379004441624086792008-11-03T23:06:00.000Z2008-11-03T23:26:34.930Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SQ-D_0JDRDI/AAAAAAAAAhg/yAEH_FGkNsQ/s1600-h/sickme.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264571621771002930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 291px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SQ-D_0JDRDI/AAAAAAAAAhg/yAEH_FGkNsQ/s400/sickme.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"><strong>Se a temperatura estivesse alta com eu e pikena a tivemos esta semana tinhamos ido de férias para a praia.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;"><strong>Que semana da treta tive eu meus amigos, nem no dia de aniversário a pikena se livrou de uma ida ao pediatra lá no tasco!</strong></span></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6437900444162408679?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-3633675101420473232008-10-26T22:18:00.002Z2008-10-26T22:24:13.652Z<p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5ADZ1QnoOM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5ADZ1QnoOM&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Para aqueles que como eu já se tinham esquecido que esta música é muuuito fixe.</span> </p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Vou tratar de arranjar uma pastinha de música dos anos 80 para os clientes da RMN lá no tasco.</span></p><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Curtam e matem saudades!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Boas férias para mim!!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-363367510142047323?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-64799373031277722092008-10-23T02:10:00.002+01:002008-10-23T02:18:45.630+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SP_O_HExRiI/AAAAAAAACCc/F4aduiUgYN0/s1600-h/funny_pictures_Rocking_Boobs.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260150473418163746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 340px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SP_O_HExRiI/AAAAAAAACCc/F4aduiUgYN0/s400/funny_pictures_Rocking_Boobs.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> Uma das máquinas com que trabalhamos (Ressonância Magnética Nuclear) faz um cagaçal do caraças. É um exame algo demorado o que piora a situação. Para atenuar o incómodo, fornecemos uns phones ao paciente, ligados a um leitor de mp3. É muito importante a imobilidade do examinado para a melhor qualidade do exame.</strong></div><div align="justify"><strong>Um dia destes passei a tarde a repetir imagens. Estava tudo a sair "mexido". Fartei-me de mandar vir com os indigenas. No fim descobri porque seria. Tinha o último dos ac/dc em modo repeat...</strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6479937303127772209?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-77156588339170373182008-10-15T23:22:00.002+01:002008-10-15T23:25:00.435+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SPZtbuJNJJI/AAAAAAAAAhY/QUaEGMvIHEs/s1600-h/swedishGlass.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257509938012169362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SPZtbuJNJJI/AAAAAAAAAhY/QUaEGMvIHEs/s400/swedishGlass.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"><strong>29€!!!!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"><strong>Uma pechincha comparado com uma banda gástrica!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7715658833917037318?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-9554689609884248172008-10-10T23:19:00.001+01:002008-10-10T23:29:24.389+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SO_W6OksjeI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/cvhYRR0AVEM/s1600-h/skinny_piggy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255655585997426146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SO_W6OksjeI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/cvhYRR0AVEM/s400/skinny_piggy.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Esqueçam lá a crise por dois dias, prá semana há mais.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">BOM FIM</span> <span style="color:#ffff00;">DE </span></span><span style="color:#33ff33;"><span style="font-size:130%;">SEMANA</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-955468960988424817?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-75218218926315206892008-10-06T15:37:00.002+01:002008-10-06T15:43:55.138+01:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Lisboa: Pais encerram três escolas do Alto do Lumiar por falta de condições de higiene<br />06 de Outubro de 2008, 12:49<br />Lisboa, 06 Out (Lusa) - Pais de alunos das escolas básicas números 34 e 91 e da Secundária D. José I, no Alto do Lumiar, Lisboa, encerraram hoje os três equipamentos, reclamando condições de higiene nos refeitórios das escolas, disse à agência Lusa fonte de um dos estabelecimentos.<br />Segundo uma funcionária da escola Secundária D. José I, os pais alegam que os refeitórios têm ratos e formigas que estão a criar problemas de saúde nas crianças.<br />Durante a manhã professores das três escolas reuniram-se com a vereadora da educação da Câmara de Lisboa, Rosalia Vargas, para analisar o problema.</span> </div><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254051332592009570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SOoj2Y7QgWI/AAAAAAAAAYM/v9LwtABWPVQ/s400/hacao_classmate_pc1-thumb-450x337.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;color:#33cc00;"><strong>O Magalhães resolve!!</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7521821892631520689?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-24603744241949079942008-10-01T01:35:00.001+01:002008-10-01T01:37:38.030+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SOLF-inCzgI/AAAAAAAAB_U/N2mCy0npdnY/s1600-h/endoscopia.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251977793700548098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SOLF-inCzgI/AAAAAAAAB_U/N2mCy0npdnY/s400/endoscopia.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> ...sem endoscópio!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2460374424194907994?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-57553421695562946832008-09-28T22:44:00.001+01:002008-09-28T22:48:35.055+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7XVG9ACI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cN5aZ9uyA30/s1600-h/IMAGENS_111432.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251192068759158818" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7XVG9ACI/AAAAAAAAAX0/cN5aZ9uyA30/s400/IMAGENS_111432.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7XprPcGI/AAAAAAAAAX8/ncQyctwHPuI/s1600-h/wdiag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251192074280071266" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7XprPcGI/AAAAAAAAAX8/ncQyctwHPuI/s400/wdiag.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7X7H3tBI/AAAAAAAAAYE/nlejzL0Yx0A/s1600-h/pri.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251192078963553298" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SN_7X7H3tBI/AAAAAAAAAYE/nlejzL0Yx0A/s400/pri.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Foi só vender jornais!!!!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5755342169556294683?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-38108301802794461572008-09-26T14:18:00.000+01:002008-09-26T14:24:33.234+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNzht5WcCOI/AAAAAAAAAXs/k9AJ-B0cKPA/s1600-h/25092008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250319444212451554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNzht5WcCOI/AAAAAAAAAXs/k9AJ-B0cKPA/s400/25092008.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;">Bando de incontinentes!!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3810830180279446157?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-83575837885177375242008-09-21T22:15:00.001+01:002008-09-21T22:22:20.105+01:00<p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNa5zzJwLcI/AAAAAAAAAXU/lZOYO3Fpy68/s1600-h/piscina.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248586715302473154" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNa5zzJwLcI/AAAAAAAAAXU/lZOYO3Fpy68/s400/piscina.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNa50FEc6VI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Vi9nNqMy6QI/s1600-h/Castanhas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248586720112077138" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNa50FEc6VI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Vi9nNqMy6QI/s400/Castanhas.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Adeus sol, praia, bikinis e decotes, chegou o tempo cinzento, os casacos e as castanhas, para o ano há mais!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8357583788517737524?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-11171225492390969562008-09-20T03:36:00.000+01:002008-09-20T03:37:41.149+01:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p959jl-jn0Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p959jl-jn0Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Santinho!!!</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1117122549239096956?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-44493941804109227142008-09-16T22:03:00.000+01:002008-09-16T22:05:04.484+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNAfMBQQIvI/AAAAAAAAAXM/8ikqf-eOr_0/s1600-h/Polvo+%C3%A0+terminal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246727857242120946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SNAfMBQQIvI/AAAAAAAAAXM/8ikqf-eOr_0/s400/Polvo+%C3%A0+terminal.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"> Amanhã vai ser um almoço de reis, paga o Bjecas!!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4449394180410922714?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-19565578160685365952008-09-12T02:41:00.003+01:002008-09-12T02:42:59.872+01:00<a href="http://picasion.com/pic3/562d310b39636645a1e88b53fd5005c5.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://picasion.com/pic3/562d310b39636645a1e88b53fd5005c5.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Já está ou é só em 2014?</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1956557816068536595?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-68569250053409413262008-09-10T23:06:00.003+01:002008-09-10T23:11:52.911+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SMhFHysn6MI/AAAAAAAAAXE/xxqLmEVLOeU/s1600-h/10092008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244517766243281090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SMhFHysn6MI/AAAAAAAAAXE/xxqLmEVLOeU/s400/10092008.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Só tenho dois e estão ali 236 fraldas e bué mas bué toalhitas, imagino os que têm 4 e 5 filhos de cada vez, vai lá vai!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6856925005340941326?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-31203486668800704442008-09-08T22:19:00.000+01:002008-09-08T22:37:58.771+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SMWXEOcj7GI/AAAAAAAAAW8/QkvK2S8kRFs/s1600-h/08092008(009).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243763439995972706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SMWXEOcj7GI/AAAAAAAAAW8/QkvK2S8kRFs/s400/08092008(009).jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> A mais velha queria dormir no chão da sala debaixo da sopa de letras, o mais novo estava a mijar para cima da mãe na mudança da fralda, depois desta guerra toda fico sem forças para teclar, só me apetece dormir e dormir e dormir e dormir e dormir e dormir e dormir e depois vem a pior parte, às 02:00h da matina ligam da urgência do tasco a pedir um rx a um gajo com dôr no joelho, p...$#$&amp;/&amp;%#"$$%$%&amp;//%%&amp;/((("#%&amp;//&amp;%&amp;%#"$ para as prevenções!!!!!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">O meu espírito anda muuuuuuito em baixo, nem uma revista masculina cheio de gajas de Ermesinde consigo ler!!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3120348666880070444?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-68963010233144824732008-09-07T22:02:00.003+01:002008-09-07T22:10:48.646+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://picasion.com/pic3/97b73a10c8634bc74027de252b2d764a.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://picasion.com/pic3/97b73a10c8634bc74027de252b2d764a.gif" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> Há certos dias em que tenho cá umas saudades do velho tasco dos Olivais...<br /></span></strong><a href="http://picasion.com/pic3/97b73a10c8634bc74027de252b2d764a.gif"></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6896301023314482473?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-68649720707079403112008-08-16T19:03:00.004+01:002008-08-16T19:16:10.529+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SKcXHm3QsFI/AAAAAAAAAWs/hHg89OUo-xY/s1600-h/GQ3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235178511300341842" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SKcXHm3QsFI/AAAAAAAAAWs/hHg89OUo-xY/s400/GQ3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SKcXH9fKD4I/AAAAAAAAAW0/eMs0EVUx4ug/s1600-h/GQ2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235178517373259650" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SKcXH9fKD4I/AAAAAAAAAW0/eMs0EVUx4ug/s400/GQ2.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;">Depois deste artigo fotográfico duvido que ainda exista concentração para ler o conteúdo das revistas!!</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#cc33cc;"><a href="http://beta-alfabeta.blogspot.com/2008/08/revistas-de-homens.html">Revista de homens parte I</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6864972070707940311?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-5166250642952542692008-08-14T01:26:00.002+01:002008-09-24T12:21:31.702+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SNoijv4iaKI/AAAAAAAAB-0/VTILhm6BMj8/s1600-h/vacances.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249546313198102690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SNoijv4iaKI/AAAAAAAAB-0/VTILhm6BMj8/s400/vacances.JPG" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=33795&amp;c=41&amp;s=dd&amp;p=1">Link</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-516625064295254269?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-71176753310684282892008-08-12T02:19:00.003+01:002008-08-12T02:24:06.320+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SKDlWFDxeDI/AAAAAAAAB6s/su0t1lisseY/s1600-h/comidinha.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233434934482401330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SKDlWFDxeDI/AAAAAAAAB6s/su0t1lisseY/s400/comidinha.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">Falamos nós mal da comidinha do hospital...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7117675331068428289?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-45530574292609606652008-08-07T20:36:00.003+01:002008-08-07T20:39:54.950+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SJtO511_axI/AAAAAAAAAWk/_9Gv-odU-7Y/s1600-h/URG.bmp"><span style="font-size:180%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231862147734006546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SJtO511_axI/AAAAAAAAAWk/_9Gv-odU-7Y/s400/URG.bmp" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"> Mais uma noitada de prevenção no tasco, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:180%;">vou então<span style="font-family:verdana;"> ver uns filmes!!!</span><br /></span><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4553057429260960665?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-21298431283411864332008-08-04T23:21:00.001+01:002008-08-04T23:28:16.318+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SJeBLaSCv_I/AAAAAAAAAWc/_1iDIjnr3oY/s1600-h/Peking_2008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230791525247664114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SJeBLaSCv_I/AAAAAAAAAWc/_1iDIjnr3oY/s400/Peking_2008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Estes jogos olímpicos não me dizem nada, espero que a malta ganhe uma belas medalhas e vou estar a torcer, mas palpita-me que vai ser uma grande seca, como sempre.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2129843128341186433?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-63907009922470621262008-07-29T02:52:00.002+01:002008-07-29T02:57:10.300+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SI532i2n-fI/AAAAAAAAB3M/Y6jXxIE843U/s1600-h/imgsize.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228247996376283634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SI532i2n-fI/AAAAAAAAB3M/Y6jXxIE843U/s400/imgsize.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Gostei de ouvir os nossos atletas dizerem que vão lutar pelas medalhas nem que se caguem todos...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Espero que não literalmente.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6390700992247062126?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-72247337130379680472008-07-26T00:21:00.001+01:002008-07-26T00:28:19.628+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIpgUBxtWkI/AAAAAAAAAWU/cJ2XWlUM5MM/s1600-h/cocas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227096214707460674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIpgUBxtWkI/AAAAAAAAAWU/cJ2XWlUM5MM/s400/cocas.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;"> Vou estar o fim de semana inteiro de prevenção à urgência lá do tasco, não me admira nada que me apareça uma cambada de marretas com dores nas unhas dos pés.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:130%;">Bem o que tem de ser tem mesmo de ser, bom fim de semana para quem pode!!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7224733713037968047?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-75936250754923356412008-07-23T22:34:00.003+01:002008-07-23T22:47:01.629+01:00<div align="center"><strong></strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIelLBNBolI/AAAAAAAAAWM/URq9sp8egpw/s1600-h/Img0031.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226327501306962514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIelLBNBolI/AAAAAAAAAWM/URq9sp8egpw/s400/Img0031.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>Boa praia, não fui </strong></span><a href="http://noticias.sapo.pt/lusa/artigo/1681f092728380e4e93b57.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>apedrejado</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"><strong>, a água estava brutalmente baril, a pikena fortou-se de correr, a bifana e a bjeca estavam deliciosas, belo dia de aniversário se passou na Costa!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7593625075492335641?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-74382538882020722112008-07-22T00:00:00.000+01:002008-07-22T00:01:24.724+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIUQwpk7WII/AAAAAAAAAWE/Q_NZMDVjDd8/s1600-h/aniversario_331.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225601370613831810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SIUQwpk7WII/AAAAAAAAAWE/Q_NZMDVjDd8/s400/aniversario_331.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div></div><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><em>Belo slogan que arranjei não acham malta, parabéns a toda a boa gente que como eu fazem anos hoje, e qual o programinha perguntam vocês?</em></span></p><p align="center"><em><span style="font-size:180%;">Passar o dia com a filharada e se calhar uma ida à praia dar uns mgulhos </span><span style="font-size:85%;">(mgulhos em linguagem Inês que significa mergulhos) </span><span style="font-size:180%;">!!</span></em></p><p align="left"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">.</span></em></p><p align="left"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">.</span></em></p><p align="left"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">.</span></em></p><p align="left"><em><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">PS: são 00:00h vou para o terraço beber uma cervejola bem fresquinha em minha honra!!</span></em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7438253888202072211?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-67416565107739655182008-07-16T21:22:00.003+01:002008-07-16T21:31:05.807+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SH5aMs5wljI/AAAAAAAAAV8/Ky1h0JQrluE/s1600-h/funny-picture-691343521812.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223711792054703666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SH5aMs5wljI/AAAAAAAAAV8/Ky1h0JQrluE/s400/funny-picture-691343521812.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Deve andar a perder óleo!!!</span><br /></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SH5Y1BNALFI/AAAAAAAAAV0/knY-7_mLhJA/s1600-h/funny-picture-6913435218.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6741656510773965518?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-68988550739824000072008-07-14T21:13:00.003+01:002008-07-14T21:16:58.011+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SHuz-Ow2_AI/AAAAAAAAAVs/6CMzpkF9T3k/s1600-h/The_Sad_Domino_by_MarcyCimitero.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222966074562509826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SHuz-Ow2_AI/AAAAAAAAAVs/6CMzpkF9T3k/s400/The_Sad_Domino_by_MarcyCimitero.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Voltei ao trabalho, e logo a uma segunda feira!!</span><br /></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6898855073982400007?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-41754155830284077652008-07-14T02:20:00.000+01:002008-07-14T02:21:39.701+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SHqp88AO_XI/AAAAAAAAB1M/ggLeSlQOcXw/s1600-h/tubas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5222673582253866354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SHqp88AO_XI/AAAAAAAAB1M/ggLeSlQOcXw/s400/tubas.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> ... deixa-te lá de mergulhinhos e bora lá ajudar a segurar a fera. A coisa não tem andado fácil pá...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4175415583028407765?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-35065981253973633412008-07-04T15:17:00.006+01:002008-07-04T15:35:44.405+01:00<p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xHtTCy1I/AAAAAAAAAVM/TJBy1H0KUhI/s1600-h/DSC03774.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219163026657299282" style="WIDTH: 197px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 332px" height="345" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xHtTCy1I/AAAAAAAAAVM/TJBy1H0KUhI/s400/DSC03774.JPG" width="210" border="0" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xIRGGFfI/AAAAAAAAAVU/-Vqq3giTMvg/s1600-h/DSC03775.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219163036266665458" style="WIDTH: 205px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 332px" height="355" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xIRGGFfI/AAAAAAAAAVU/-Vqq3giTMvg/s400/DSC03775.JPG" width="215" border="0" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xIafYurI/AAAAAAAAAVc/F2MBvSXCqDQ/s1600-h/DSC03776.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219163038788663986" style="WIDTH: 192px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 333px" height="346" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SG4xIafYurI/AAAAAAAAAVc/F2MBvSXCqDQ/s400/DSC03776.JPG" width="198" border="0" /></a></p><div align="justify"> <br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">A boa vida no distrito algarvio está a dar o berro, resta-me uns ultimos mergulhos durante esta tarde depois da sesta dos putos (no geral portaram-se muito bem). Amanhã dia de regresso ao Barreiro para mais uma semana de férias antes do regresso ás lides rádiológicas, é preciso retemperar as forças depois destas árduos 15 dias de borreganço, conhecer amigos recém nascidos, e visitar velhos camaradas.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Até já malta!!</span><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />. <span style="font-size:78%;color:#33cc00;"><strong>Fotografia gentilmente tirada pelo reporter Migas, grande abraço para ti!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3506598125397363341?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-87867185392461511642008-07-03T02:04:00.002+01:002008-07-03T02:11:48.712+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SGwl47yH0FI/AAAAAAAABzs/FW2TmfGw0fQ/s1600-h/c.ronaldo+e+mask.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218587728266383442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SGwl47yH0FI/AAAAAAAABzs/FW2TmfGw0fQ/s400/c.ronaldo+e+mask.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Os dois melhores do mundo: jogador e chefinho.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Este gajo é mesmo o maior. Já não bastava liderar os melhores do mundo, tinha ainda de dar um show de bola ao puto maravilha. Merece o ordenadão que ganha, sem dúvida.</span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* Zé, precisava aí duns dias de folga pá</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">** Agora toda a gente ficou a saber onde o fintarolas foi mostrar o penante e provavelmente vou ser despedido</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8786718539246151164?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-68636973831196846372008-06-26T23:59:00.002+01:002008-06-27T02:42:13.538+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SGRDR7wuH0I/AAAAAAAAByM/_zwvLYasqSE/s1600-h/funny-baby.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216368243780755266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SGRDR7wuH0I/AAAAAAAAByM/_zwvLYasqSE/s400/funny-baby.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>O Massolas já é bi-pai!</strong></div><div align="center"><strong>Parabéns ao babado papá, à giraça da mãe e ao maluco do mano!</strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong>Toda a felicidade do mundo a esta família!</strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6863697383119684637?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-11126024121706726522008-06-22T16:38:00.003+01:002008-06-23T01:15:51.306+01:00Como disse o meu amigo Bjecas, estou em estágio com a "mister" para o jogo mais importante da vida de um ser vivo, trazer ao mundo e ajudar um filho a nascer!<br />Por isso, a ideia de contratar um novo elemento para este blog é muito positiva e construtiva e pela sugestão do último post só pode ser uma personagem com problemas de sexo. Embora lá arranjar um eunuco bem-disposto e com vontade de trabalhar nesta sociedade filantrópica de cariz meramente humanista.<br />Aqui ficam os Orishas com esta musiquita fantástica.<br />Abraços e beijos, isto é, ABREIJOS :-)<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BOLRJfdZw2g&amp;hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BOLRJfdZw2g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1112602412170672652?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Caubói M@ss@http://www.blogger.com/profile/14233361252373345793noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-32878123618536337652008-06-20T23:56:00.004+01:002008-06-21T00:13:20.378+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFw3_XmTfLI/AAAAAAAAAVE/DLYcw7xMjdI/s1600-h/Nuevo_Vallarta_2006_028.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214104030394154162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFw3_XmTfLI/AAAAAAAAAVE/DLYcw7xMjdI/s400/Nuevo_Vallarta_2006_028.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /></div><p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Maltinha, eis o que me espera estes próximos 15 dias.Beijocas e abraços.Portem-se bem!!</span></p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><ul><li><span style="font-size:180%;">Regime Tudo Incluido</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">* Restaurante para não fumadores com terraço<br /><br />* Restaurante asiático "Yasumi"<br /><br />* Restaurante piscina<br /><br />* Bar salão com terraço<br /><br />* Bar piscina com bar aquático<br /><br /><br /><br />* 2 piscinas de água doce com jacuzzi<br /><br />* Piscina infantil<br /><br />* Espreguiçadeiras, sombrinhas e toalhas na piscina, gratuitas<br /><br />* Terraço-solarium<br /><br />* Club para crianças "RiuLand" * Parque infantil<br /><br /><br /><br />* Spa com massagens, tratamentos de beleza, sauna e banho turco, pago<br /><br />* Ginásio e jacuzzi, gratuito<br /><br />* Piscina interior (no inverno climatizada)<br /><br /><br /><br />* Discoteca<br /><br />* Quiosque<br /></span><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#330033;">Todas as refeições e snacks:Pequeno-almoço:* Buffet variado com produtos integrais e cozinha ao vivo* Pequeno-almoço continental/snackAlmoço:* Buffet com cozinha ao vivo e variedade de sobremesas* Pratos ligeiros Tartes e café<br /><br />Jantar:* Buffets e pratos preparados "no momento"* Noites especiais: buffet temático (2 vezes por semana)<br /><br />Jantares opcionais (reserva prévia):* Restaurante asiático "Yasumi"* Grill-Steakhouse<br /><br />Bebidas:* Bebidas nacionais (com e sem álcool) em bares e restaurantes do hotel até às 24.00h (na discoteca até à 02.00h)Cofre nos quartos<br /><br />Os desportos e actividades:* Ténis de mesa, ginástica, shuffleboard, voleibol de praia* 1 campo de ténis de piso duro com iluminação* Ginásio e jacuzzi</span></li><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#330033;"><li><div align="left"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:85%;">O programa de animação:* Entretenimento diurno para crianças dos 4 aos 12 anos em RiuLand (diariamente)* Entretenimento diurno para adultos (diariamente)* Actividades no hobbyclub (6 vezes por semana)* Animação nocturna Riu, espectáculos ou música ao vivo (diariamente)A entrada e o consumo na discoteca (abre 6 noites por semana)</span><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:78%;"> </span><br /><br /></div></li></ul></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3287812361853633765?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-66912170343967821632008-06-19T01:42:00.003+01:002008-06-19T01:56:07.905+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SFmrbx8HGmI/AAAAAAAABxU/FAxaJMW0Wvw/s1600-h/mcs+e+mais.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213386537408338530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SFmrbx8HGmI/AAAAAAAABxU/FAxaJMW0Wvw/s400/mcs+e+mais.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O Iluminado Mudo tem sido o mais produtivo postador cá da xafarica e agora vai de férias.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O Massolas Cego, a última vez que postou ainda o gasóleo era a 100 paus e vai ser mãe outra vez para a semana e como tal aguardem novidades lá para 2014.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O Bjecas Surdo, ou seja eu, tem que bulir pelos meninos acima referidos, quer seja aqui no virtual, quer seja a bater chapa.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Posto isto, dava jeito mais um escriba. Mas depois, que nome é que punhamos ao tasco?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6691217034396782163?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-77463943429984107222008-06-16T22:48:00.004+01:002008-06-17T12:08:05.378+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFea_P30YUI/AAAAAAAAAU8/NNx12poyJwY/s1600-h/Countdown.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212805505087725890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFea_P30YUI/AAAAAAAAAU8/NNx12poyJwY/s400/Countdown.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFbf5bECiyI/AAAAAAAAAU0/TS5uGFxC5Ow/s1600-h/Countdown.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">COMEÇOU HOJE A CONTAGEM DECRESCENTE, ESTOU QUASE DE FÉRIAS!!!</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7746394342998410722?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-32626093759401859102008-06-11T23:12:00.002+01:002008-06-11T23:21:57.728+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFBOPD_X0uI/AAAAAAAAAUk/MCEuhWBY-R0/s1600-h/ferinhasss.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210750789543776994" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFBOPD_X0uI/AAAAAAAAAUk/MCEuhWBY-R0/s400/ferinhasss.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFBOPCPHhlI/AAAAAAAAAUs/DD01iBf2sS8/s1600-h/palma_nova.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210750789072946770" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SFBOPCPHhlI/AAAAAAAAAUs/DD01iBf2sS8/s400/palma_nova.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:180%;">Sr.Bjecas foste de férias e o país paralisou, desde que apareceste na SIC que gira tudo à tua volta.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:180%;">Boa viagem de regresso, se houver gasóleo para o teu avião privado, ou então fica por aí mais uns dias!!!!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3262609375940185910?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-63749151234288864702008-06-09T17:59:00.001+01:002008-06-09T18:04:50.899+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SE1iSSxom2I/AAAAAAAAAUU/362melOD1JI/s1600-h/portugal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209928410354719586" style="WIDTH: 315px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 340px" height="339" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SE1iSSxom2I/AAAAAAAAAUU/362melOD1JI/s400/portugal.jpg" width="298" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SE1iSbK5kKI/AAAAAAAAAUc/aJ5Wgl-g2sE/s1600-h/portugal0pj.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209928412608172194" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SE1iSbK5kKI/AAAAAAAAAUc/aJ5Wgl-g2sE/s400/portugal0pj.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /> <span style="font-size:180%;">Com estes adeptos só podemos mesmo ganhar!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6374915123428886470?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-78241420164036932542008-06-05T02:55:00.005+01:002008-06-05T04:21:52.272+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SEdahZVMDnI/AAAAAAAABvg/55RnLbRGxos/s1600-h/mcs.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208231023859207794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SEdahZVMDnI/AAAAAAAABvg/55RnLbRGxos/s400/mcs.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Massolas e Iluminado, o velho Bjecas vai de férias.</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Tomem conta do tasco!</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7824142016403693254?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-31895797597599617252008-06-03T23:08:00.002+01:002008-06-03T23:14:07.541+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SEXBhYqgcDI/AAAAAAAAAUM/KByRdOmknaU/s1600-h/fishbones_6ycs89.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207781323424428082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SEXBhYqgcDI/AAAAAAAAAUM/KByRdOmknaU/s400/fishbones_6ycs89.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">A Autoridade da Concorrência no seu relatório de hoje avança com esta medida como combate ao cartelismo das empresas de combustivel!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3189579759759961725?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-16801714239994855562008-06-01T23:07:00.001+01:002008-06-01T23:09:00.841+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SEMdn4qgcCI/AAAAAAAAAUE/b9uwjz4dTh4/s1600-h/fishbones_6ycs.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207038165233201186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SEMdn4qgcCI/AAAAAAAAAUE/b9uwjz4dTh4/s400/fishbones_6ycs.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"> Vamos à pesca?</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1680171423999485556?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-75870511462742477052008-05-29T23:12:00.000+01:002008-05-29T23:14:29.050+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SD8qjYqgcBI/AAAAAAAAAT8/5mloEZK6QkI/s1600-h/Gasol.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205926481668108306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SD8qjYqgcBI/AAAAAAAAAT8/5mloEZK6QkI/s400/Gasol.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7587051146274247705?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-27794657266444081202008-05-28T22:41:00.003+01:002008-05-28T22:48:01.107+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SD3RnYqgcAI/AAAAAAAAAT0/YSECrkXLAuE/s1600-h/cover_bolton_large.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205547218876002306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SD3RnYqgcAI/AAAAAAAAAT0/YSECrkXLAuE/s400/cover_bolton_large.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-size:180%;">Tive hoje um dia que se pode classificar de mierda, mas mesmo tão mau que dei por mim a cantarolar este artista de variedades durante uns 5km na A2.</span></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Vou fazer um reboot na almofada e apagar este episódio!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2779465726644408120?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-78200273664218461172008-05-22T23:53:00.002+01:002008-05-23T00:01:41.140+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDX56oqgb_I/AAAAAAAAATs/Da3FrS7kna8/s1600-h/chulo!.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203339730239909874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDX56oqgb_I/AAAAAAAAATs/Da3FrS7kna8/s400/chulo!.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"> Fico triste quando vejo o meu Benfica associado a este tipo de gente que não interessa a ninguém, e ainda por cima já sabe quem é o treinador.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">As prioridades deste, infelizmente, presidente do Glorioso devem estar um pouco baralhadas, digo eu!!!!!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7820027366421846117?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-12988412158056425302008-05-20T22:15:00.010+01:002008-05-20T23:16:20.603+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDM_2ytQ--I/AAAAAAAAATU/xCy0H32Ent0/s1600-h/Bjecas.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202572205100170210" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDM_2ytQ--I/AAAAAAAAATU/xCy0H32Ent0/s320/Bjecas.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202574829325188082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 341px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 255px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="206" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDNCPitQ-_I/AAAAAAAAATc/RPhELdqrNwg/s320/Bjecas2.bmp" width="295" border="0" /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202580889524042754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SDNHwStQ_AI/AAAAAAAAATk/uvDI_qlTU64/s320/Bjecas3.bmp" border="0" /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Como vês valeu a pena deixares crescer o cabelo a SIC não te largou durante a reportagem toda. Estás no caminho certo, chegas ao fundo do corredor viras à direita!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;">Já tens um andar de estrela e tudo!!!</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1298841215805642530?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-73734392154721697182008-05-17T22:28:00.004+01:002008-05-17T22:35:09.591+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SC9OMytQ-9I/AAAAAAAAATM/6U4DdY_XF1Y/s1600-h/basketball%5B1%5D.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201462076313238482" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SC9OMytQ-9I/AAAAAAAAATM/6U4DdY_XF1Y/s400/basketball%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div> </div><div><span style="font-size:180%;">Desafio publico ao Bjecas, amanhã street basket na herdade da Fatinha, 21 pontos, quem perder paga o almoço no Caxemira!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7373439215472169718?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-62293225244435796652008-05-12T00:16:00.002+01:002008-05-12T00:23:00.950+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SCd-xStQ-8I/AAAAAAAAATE/tkFPKbNqeYg/s1600-h/SLB.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199263680122911682" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SCd-xStQ-8I/AAAAAAAAATE/tkFPKbNqeYg/s400/SLB.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Todas as segundas são foleiras, excepto aquelas em que não vamos trabalhar, mas esta tem uma caracteristica que faz dela uma segunda feira um pouco melhor do que o normal.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">O campeonato acabou, como tal acabou-se o sofrimento e a tristeza.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Boa segunda malta!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6229322524443579665?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-25332154432487003402008-05-06T03:05:00.005+01:002008-05-06T03:23:02.864+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SB--QVxpFcI/AAAAAAAABqo/mOA-d0PfEKg/s1600-h/mad-nurse.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197081682941384130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SB--QVxpFcI/AAAAAAAABqo/mOA-d0PfEKg/s400/mad-nurse.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SB--JlxpFbI/AAAAAAAABqg/pA1OogYheYU/s1600-h/kamil-big-ears.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197081566977267122" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SB--JlxpFbI/AAAAAAAABqg/pA1OogYheYU/s200/kamil-big-ears.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Hoje a minha linda e extremamente grávida comadre </span></strong><a href="http://www.nuxaalves.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Nux@</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> é pequenina. Um jinho imenso para ela.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Curiosamente, a minha enorme amiga e comadre Cristina também faz aninhos hoje. É pouco provável que ela veja isto, mas aqui fica também uma grande joca para ela.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Parabéns miúdas!</strong><br /></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2533215443248700340?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-57690632549355001742008-05-05T18:37:00.002+01:002008-05-05T18:40:51.981+01:00<div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196949872373466802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 130px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 35px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="21" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SB9GX9JVBrI/AAAAAAAAAS8/zDfERRNgIoE/s400/campanha%252Bamizade1.jpg" width="94" border="0" /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SB9GDNJVBqI/AAAAAAAAAS0/H8ViSXTRS-0/s1600-h/fat%2520ferg.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196949515891181218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SB9GDNJVBqI/AAAAAAAAAS0/H8ViSXTRS-0/s400/fat%2520ferg.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;"><strong>Belo corte!</strong></span><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5769063254935500174?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-76819821295166786052008-04-30T22:16:00.002+01:002008-04-30T22:24:38.387+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SBjiJNJVBnI/AAAAAAAAASc/j22bcEPZTqc/s1600-h/Fuel.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195150817947354738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SBjiJNJVBnI/AAAAAAAAASc/j22bcEPZTqc/s400/Fuel.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:lucida grande;font-size:180%;"> Para começar pode ser um subsídio de combustivel!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7681982129516678605?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-4985026628464932892008-04-29T23:15:00.003+01:002008-04-29T23:24:58.804+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SBeecdJVBmI/AAAAAAAAASU/9EPlA2QGx60/s1600-h/Cops.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194794906892437090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SBeecdJVBmI/AAAAAAAAASU/9EPlA2QGx60/s400/Cops.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Assalto muito cool!!</span><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-498502662846493289?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-3873931975830387072008-04-22T00:23:00.002+01:002008-04-22T00:28:10.281+01:00<div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SA0iUtJVBlI/AAAAAAAAASM/UZlw_8KX0es/s1600-h/birthday.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191843684539500114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/SA0iUtJVBlI/AAAAAAAAASM/UZlw_8KX0es/s400/birthday.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">Estás um jovem pá, abraço!!<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-387393197583038707?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-28851610776410621832008-04-18T01:46:00.003+01:002008-04-18T02:12:18.720+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SAfwECwIV3I/AAAAAAAABi0/xY333_9Y5KU/s1600-h/foto_surpresa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190381047816673138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SAfwECwIV3I/AAAAAAAABi0/xY333_9Y5KU/s400/foto_surpresa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Soube, de fonte seguríssima, que os insuficientes três golos marcados pelo Benfas contra os lagartos foram fortemente festejados por um adepto azeiteiro. Este fenómeno raríssimo ocorreu lá para os lados do Prior Velho e as manifestações de tristeza pelo resultado final foram sentidas em toda a periferia. Habitantes dos Olivais testemunharam a audição de gritos de tristeza com sotaque bragantino na tal noite fatidiga.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Dizem que a culpa é do amor...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2885161077641062183?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-16755649115124857312008-04-12T00:38:00.005+01:002008-04-12T00:50:15.978+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R__31LfzwII/AAAAAAAAASE/qcK1pLp3oZg/s1600-h/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188137788745433218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R__31LfzwII/AAAAAAAAASE/qcK1pLp3oZg/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R__2rLfzwGI/AAAAAAAAAR0/uoEZjyiKZAE/s1600-h/fechado.jpg"></a>NÃO SEI SE NÃO SERÁ MELHOR JOGARMOS COM OS JUNIORES O QUE RESTA DA LIGA!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1675564911512485731?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-80875022983900133662008-04-09T02:40:00.002+01:002008-04-09T02:45:16.143+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R_wek6s-qII/AAAAAAAABg8/HnhWIJdvnqU/s1600-h/cyber_hpp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187054490406004866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R_wek6s-qII/AAAAAAAABg8/HnhWIJdvnqU/s400/cyber_hpp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">O tasco novo é tão inovador que até tem um cyber-café.</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8087502298390013366?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-40887118659424091972008-04-01T00:54:00.003+01:002008-04-01T00:59:01.144+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R_F6R2IzNmI/AAAAAAAAARs/qeNnZ_ahaSc/s1600-h/oh-shit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184059093088941666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R_F6R2IzNmI/AAAAAAAAARs/qeNnZ_ahaSc/s400/oh-shit.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Porque acordar na dúvida deve ser do caraças....<br /></strong></span><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4088711865942409197?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-31629631143571704492008-03-26T03:37:00.004Z2008-03-26T15:39:33.189Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-nFPKs-pzI/AAAAAAAABeU/SLVMSXccMcs/s1600-h/DSC00378.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181889710628185906" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-nFPKs-pzI/AAAAAAAABeU/SLVMSXccMcs/s400/DSC00378.JPG" border="0" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-nFP6s-p0I/AAAAAAAABec/vCrXjJSt51A/s1600-h/DSC00380.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181889723513087810" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-nFP6s-p0I/AAAAAAAABec/vCrXjJSt51A/s400/DSC00380.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Parece que afinal também há enfermeirinhas meiguinhas no novo tasco. Claro que boniteza já é outro assunto...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Importante: o Iluminadinho está bastante melhor e fica provado que é um rapazito bem modernaço. Atentai às calcinhas fashion...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:78%;">.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:78%;">*consegui evitar as palavras '<em>pelos'</em> e '<em>rabo'</em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3162963114357170449?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-78753170888972554902008-03-24T10:23:00.005Z2008-03-24T17:35:51.209Z<span style="font-family:courier new;">Depois de um fim de semana de Páscoa prolongado e cheio, com febre, dores de garganta, dores por tudo o que é articulação, resumindo no domingo não aguentei mais e fui ao meu antigo hospital que tem malta fixe e enfermeiras que ainda se lembram do Iluminado, e lá fui dar a bundinha ao manifesto de um shot de peninsulina (esta versão de penicilina mais fixe que conheço depois de muitos inqueritos clinicos lidos), pelo que estou muuuuito melhor, estou para aí a 95,99%, mas já dá para fazer umas ressonâncias e passear pela blogosfera. Categoria de segunda feira é o que vos digo<strong> e mais.......</strong></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181255415747524178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R-eEWWIzNlI/AAAAAAAAARk/ZTuVh9l_jmQ/s400/Boobs.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7875317088897255490?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-65575813012476387662008-03-21T18:54:00.001Z2008-03-21T19:00:01.995Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-QEcas-puI/AAAAAAAABds/EE8tzaWRlEY/s1600-h/rabbit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180270357633738466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R-QEcas-puI/AAAAAAAABds/EE8tzaWRlEY/s400/rabbit.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Nada como um fim de semana prolongado, com perspectivas de valentes patuscadas.<br />Uma Páscoa feliz para todos!</span><br /></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6557581301247638766?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-40800589603364585812008-03-12T14:58:00.004Z2008-03-12T15:04:12.509Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R9fvy_bXR_I/AAAAAAAAARc/furEZafwG78/s1600-h/FM2008.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176869955984377842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R9fvy_bXR_I/AAAAAAAAARc/furEZafwG78/s400/FM2008.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong> Fica aqui uma amostra do meu curriculum para manager do SLBenfica, ora cliquem e vejam a tabela classificativa da Bwin Liga, bem melhor que o </strong></span><a href="http://http//cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com/2008/03/adeus-sudortico.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong>sudorético</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong>!</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4080058960336458581?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-28044930183077865182008-03-11T19:39:00.004Z2008-03-12T00:41:57.552Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R9bgcCvYsDI/AAAAAAAABcQ/1zNzNHTOm9k/s1600-h/Dormiditoalsol.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176571594085543986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R9bgcCvYsDI/AAAAAAAABcQ/1zNzNHTOm9k/s400/Dormiditoalsol.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Hoje, um dos escribas cá do tasco foi bater chapa em elevado estado de sonolência. Disse que não tinha sido grande noite.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Longe vai o tempo em tal estado se devia a passeatas nocturnas...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">São os melhores beijinhos do mundo, digo eu para atenuar a cena.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2804493018307786518?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-51242585935608045032008-03-04T23:59:00.003Z2008-03-05T00:08:27.688Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R83i-XdvjjI/AAAAAAAAAP8/tJPILFkBjYk/s1600-h/CSI.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174041107997101618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R83i-XdvjjI/AAAAAAAAAP8/tJPILFkBjYk/s400/CSI.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;"> MAS ANDA TUDO DOIDO </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">CA#%&amp;#!"#%"&amp;!!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5124258593560804503?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-10841920744780457002008-03-04T02:44:00.004Z2008-03-04T02:53:41.544Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R8y5ZYD2paI/AAAAAAAABbA/ZMFnno3hYqU/s1600-h/xray.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173713917548340642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R8y5ZYD2paI/AAAAAAAABbA/ZMFnno3hYqU/s400/xray.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O novo hospital é comprido como caraças. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O serviço fica numa ponta e na oposta existe uma sala que apoia as consultas. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">E que tal arranjarmos uns ténis daqueles com rodinhas? </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Já tenho capacete e tudo pá...</span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*O titulo da posta faz lembrar aquele anúncio do comprimidinho azul, não faz?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1084192074478045700?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-1923588992745777902008-03-02T15:08:00.004Z2008-03-02T15:17:29.368Z<span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">Logo vê se abres<br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">o olho ó Ca<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R8rDn8r5g7I/AAAAAAAAAP0/rl169D6IscA/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173162213061002162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R8rDn8r5g7I/AAAAAAAAAP0/rl169D6IscA/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a>macho!!!!</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-192358899274577790?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-51847045072943901912008-02-25T22:29:00.002Z2008-02-25T22:40:47.684Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R8NCOPrbdmI/AAAAAAAAAPs/4edaMybD_pw/s1600-h/shodbola.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171049609645749858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R8NCOPrbdmI/AAAAAAAAAPs/4edaMybD_pw/s400/shodbola.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Mais uma vez este cantinho foi agraciado com um prémio, aorta espero que não tenhas tido um aneurisma por teres pensado em nós, e temos de nomear alguns blogs muito cools que são:</div><div> </div><div><a href="http://becausetheworldisfullofbastards.blogspot.com/">Because the world is full of bastards</a></div><div><a href="http://margaridasemalmequeres.blogspot.com/">Margaridas e mal-me-queres</a></div><div><a href="http://meiadeleitemorna.blogspot.com/">Meia de Leite Morninha</a></div><div><a href="http://miscelaneas-bjecas.blogspot.com/">Miscelâneas</a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5184704507294390191?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-55540105597346248602008-02-23T03:05:00.005Z2008-02-23T03:12:20.617Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R7-OYsjzAyI/AAAAAAAABZo/E5Mf5xyQPA0/s1600-h/xray_bag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170007452173927202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R7-OYsjzAyI/AAAAAAAABZo/E5Mf5xyQPA0/s400/xray_bag.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Não fora eu já ter comprado uma mochilita para o meu novo e brutal portátil e ia já a correr comprar uma destas malas castiças.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5554010559734624860?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-47259578164920339592008-02-21T22:38:00.002Z2008-02-21T22:43:15.664ZEste vídeo contem imagens que pode levar a loucura e a uma vontade irresistível de dançar e cantarolar...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_KA3AKojrc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_KA3AKojrc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4725957816492033959?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Caubói M@ss@http://www.blogger.com/profile/14233361252373345793noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-25514335267032543042008-02-17T23:06:00.003Z2008-02-18T07:49:35.979Z<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z50ZveXL-Ps&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z50ZveXL-Ps&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p align="justify"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><strong>Breakdown - Jack Johnson</strong></span><br />.</p><p align="justify">Uma música e videoclip muito boa onda e serenamente tranquila, tal como vieste ao mundo filhão. </p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">ÉS O MAIOR!!!</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2551433526703254304?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-3359094943647044662008-02-15T10:30:00.002Z2008-02-15T11:05:17.491Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R7VrNvrbdlI/AAAAAAAAAPk/zOR0VNLmOe4/s1600-h/Img004.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167154031358604882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R7VrNvrbdlI/AAAAAAAAAPk/zOR0VNLmOe4/s400/Img004.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">A borreguice e o tempo para a bloguice está a acabar, para a semana o tasco já vai ter doentes, malta internada e cirurgias marcadas...........</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;">............................................... que chatice!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-335909494364704466?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-82890503771718864512008-02-12T23:16:00.000Z2008-02-12T23:25:04.645Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R7IpAPrbdkI/AAAAAAAAAPc/BzzU1YvbDR4/s1600-h/sciencesocietypicturelivp0.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166236806732805698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R7IpAPrbdkI/AAAAAAAAAPc/BzzU1YvbDR4/s400/sciencesocietypicturelivp0.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Até para urinar (mijar é muito brejeiro) deve ser complicado!!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8289050377171886451?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-42351395653378139352008-02-09T00:31:00.000Z2008-02-09T00:57:27.358Z<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kjRuYrvUAc4&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kjRuYrvUAc4&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Todos os países com pinta têm o seu Paulo Bento.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4235139565337813935?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-49234830099599984702008-02-06T22:45:00.000Z2008-02-06T22:53:03.237Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5d5cRexI/AAAAAAAAAO8/jMxGSj3s0lA/s1600-h/act.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164003108532091666" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5d5cRexI/AAAAAAAAAO8/jMxGSj3s0lA/s400/act.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5eJcReyI/AAAAAAAAAPE/KvsKNTVzLBI/s1600-h/Benr.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164003112827058978" style="WIDTH: 257px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 193px" height="191" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5eJcReyI/AAAAAAAAAPE/KvsKNTVzLBI/s400/Benr.jpg" width="305" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5eZcRezI/AAAAAAAAAPM/DTzay1tfvPo/s1600-h/bruf2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164003117122026290" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5eZcRezI/AAAAAAAAAPM/DTzay1tfvPo/s400/bruf2.bmp" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5epcRe0I/AAAAAAAAAPU/jOvTYT3GxlA/s1600-h/Chicco.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164003121416993602" style="CURSOR: hand" height="254" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6o5epcRe0I/AAAAAAAAAPU/jOvTYT3GxlA/s400/Chicco.jpg" width="216" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Juntando mais umas noites sem dormir, deu cá um carnaval!!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4923483009959998470?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-1649766208087213252008-01-31T18:12:00.000Z2008-01-31T18:17:48.927Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6IP35cRewI/AAAAAAAAAO0/GZINivxTuJA/s1600-h/gadgetloo_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161705575906638594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R6IP35cRewI/AAAAAAAAAO0/GZINivxTuJA/s400/gadgetloo_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>...mas ainda falta qualquer coisita!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-164976620808721325?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-34195559990798252442008-01-30T02:41:00.000Z2008-01-30T02:46:17.123Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R5_j7W6HifI/AAAAAAAABWY/sO_vYg_888Y/s1600-h/mudas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161094306891008498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R5_j7W6HifI/AAAAAAAABWY/sO_vYg_888Y/s400/mudas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Que acham desta nova linha editorial?</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Até andamos a pensar em mudar o layout...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3419555999079825244?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-81817704372721594822008-01-29T22:27:00.000Z2008-01-29T22:35:00.974Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5-pHpcRevI/AAAAAAAAAOs/KRMy4s2Ggw0/s1600-h/normal_FA.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161029646838495986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5-pHpcRevI/AAAAAAAAAOs/KRMy4s2Ggw0/s400/normal_FA.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>A agência de turismo alemã OssiUrlaub começou a organizar um tipo especial de vôo, no qual os passageiros ficarão sem roupas dentro do avião. Os nudistas poderão reservar lugares para o dia 5 de julho, num vôo de Erfurt (centro da Alemanha) até a ilha de Usedom, no Mar Báltico, por 499 euros.</div><div> </div><div>"Agora, nós queremos criar essa possibilidade acima das nuvens. Todos os passageiros viajarão nus, mas não poderão tirar a roupa até subir no avião. Por razões de segurança, o piloto e a equipe de bordo viajarão vestidos".</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Da aerofobia até ser Frequent Flyer com uma boas milhas no cartão era num instante!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8181770437272159482?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-31469531398717174552008-01-27T21:52:00.000Z2008-01-27T22:03:47.956Z<p align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5z96JcRetI/AAAAAAAAAOc/DPM5XpuXX2w/s1600-h/bushnua2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160278448468490962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5z96JcRetI/AAAAAAAAAOc/DPM5XpuXX2w/s400/bushnua2.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>Não sei se a Anadia tem cabedal para este nivel de protesto!!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3146953139871717455?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-13293775379358700602008-01-24T02:11:00.000Z2008-01-24T02:12:28.981Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R5fz2G6HiZI/AAAAAAAABVo/bdvIAB6pqI4/s1600-h/pipi.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158860009069054354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R5fz2G6HiZI/AAAAAAAABVo/bdvIAB6pqI4/s400/pipi.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Lembram-se dela?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1329377537935870060?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-58372535933813706282008-01-21T15:37:00.000Z2008-01-22T00:47:44.879Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5S99T-bLqI/AAAAAAAAAOE/AqbAQsSUFqo/s1600-h/Ma+Sharapova.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157956334277832354" style="WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 391px" height="394" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5S99T-bLqI/AAAAAAAAAOE/AqbAQsSUFqo/s400/Ma+Sharapova.jpg" width="293" border="0" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5S99D-bLpI/AAAAAAAAAN8/rhRbHuKYnws/s1600-h/N.Vaidisova.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157956329982865042" style="WIDTH: 271px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 391px" height="399" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5S99D-bLpI/AAAAAAAAAN8/rhRbHuKYnws/s400/N.Vaidisova.jpg" width="263" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Eu e o meu amigo Bjecas (que não aprecia ténis) estamos indecisos quanto à vencedora do Open de ténis do HPP, no fim do dia de trabalho, por volta das 17h, declaramos a vencedora.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">São 17:22m depois de muita pesquisa fotográfica consideramos então atribuir a seguinte classificação:</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5TUfj-bLsI/AAAAAAAAAOU/vobAylVeXFg/s1600-h/NicoleVaidisova.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157981111944163010" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5TUfj-bLsI/AAAAAAAAAOU/vobAylVeXFg/s400/NicoleVaidisova.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;">2º lugar e com muito jeitinho, Nicole.</span></div></span><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><p align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5TUfT-bLrI/AAAAAAAAAOM/huscCbpuCP4/s1600-h/sharapova500.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157981107649195698" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5TUfT-bLrI/AAAAAAAAAOM/huscCbpuCP4/s400/sharapova500.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">1º lugar com pequenissima vantagem, a Maria!!</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5837253593381370628?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-80515572032668189982008-01-18T16:15:00.000Z2008-01-18T18:16:27.644Z<div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5DQyj-bLlI/AAAAAAAAANc/RF2PM1cSdC0/s1600-h/blog%2Bde%2Belite.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156851140408323666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5DQyj-bLlI/AAAAAAAAANc/RF2PM1cSdC0/s400/blog%2Bde%2Belite.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Recebemos este prémio magnífico atribuido pela <a href="http://becausetheworldisfullofbastards.blogspot.com/">Principessa</a>. Achamos bastante adequado, visto sermos de facto espectaculares, tanto a nível fisico como mental.</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"></span></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156880049833193058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R5DrFT-bLmI/AAAAAAAAANk/7ne057cox1Q/s400/trio.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Ficamos agradecidos e, como mandam as regras, aqui fica a lista dos tascos que consideramos d'Elite:</span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"><em><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Este é muito fixolas</a></em></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"><em><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Este também é muito bom</a></em></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"><em><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Este então é mesmo do best</a></em></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"><em><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Este até tem gajas nuas e tudo</a></em></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"><em><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Este é o único blog em que os seus donos postam sempre todos nus</a></em></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8051557203266818998?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-81635321064362684852008-01-14T17:00:00.000Z2008-01-14T17:04:20.938Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R4uVnD-bLkI/AAAAAAAAANU/QfKcMwP3XoA/s1600-h/Hospedeiras.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155378696770235970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R4uVnD-bLkI/AAAAAAAAANU/QfKcMwP3XoA/s400/Hospedeiras.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Alcochete é já ali meninas, depois do bar do Barbosa!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-8163532106436268485?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-74944409299182008642008-01-11T23:50:00.000Z2008-01-11T23:54:36.313Z<strong>Aceitam-se novas palavras...</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iqYm-nqZgEk/R4gBLeSQsFI/AAAAAAAAACE/cS_P6M3bXmk/s1600-h/dicionario%5B1%5D.jpeg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iqYm-nqZgEk/R4gBLeSQsFI/AAAAAAAAACE/cS_P6M3bXmk/s400/dicionario%5B1%5D.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154371070145376338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-7494440929918200864?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Caubói M@ss@http://www.blogger.com/profile/14233361252373345793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-14929849704873470032008-01-10T10:17:00.001Z2008-01-10T10:21:50.468Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><em>"Conquistar mais 14 anos de vida depende, simplesmente, de comer mais sopa e fruta, de beber moderadamente, andar a pé e não fumar."</em></span></div><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R4Xw7T-bLjI/AAAAAAAAANM/V-rzHpIiWBE/s1600-h/old+people.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153790250360450610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R4Xw7T-bLjI/AAAAAAAAANM/V-rzHpIiWBE/s400/old+people.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;">Vou viver até aos 169 anos, F§#%</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1492984970487347003?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-56987663261917337942008-01-07T12:52:00.000Z2008-01-07T12:58:06.014Z<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukythkK4EPQ&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukythkK4EPQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O In Rainbows tocado ao vivo. Quem é amigo, quem é?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Já temos o que fazer hoje mano...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5698766326191733794?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-35680691775677605912008-01-05T02:50:00.000Z2008-01-05T02:54:26.017Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R37ws3GMMAI/AAAAAAAABSk/ORFRSol8pgw/s1600-h/funny%2520pig.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151819677253251074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R37ws3GMMAI/AAAAAAAABSk/ORFRSol8pgw/s400/funny%2520pig.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Hoje há almoçarada alentejana.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Saiem dois bácoros para a mesa do canto...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3568069177567760591?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-58326978613168619652008-01-04T15:49:00.000Z2008-01-04T16:06:40.692Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R35WLj-bLiI/AAAAAAAAANE/VmGgBJ9FqOg/s1600-h/burger_Full.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151649780394044962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R35WLj-bLiI/AAAAAAAAANE/VmGgBJ9FqOg/s400/burger_Full.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Vou acabar com esta porcaria toda e mais alguma, excepto em dias de GLORIOSO que merece sempre umas bifanas e umas loiras fresquinhas, vamos ver se é este ano que chego aos 69 kilogramas, com tranquilidade claro!!</span></strong><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5832697861316861965?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-61593366206727841822008-01-02T03:30:00.000Z2008-01-02T03:33:39.150Z<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R3sFcnGML4I/AAAAAAAABRk/LuBW65OL8AI/s1600-h/casamento.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5150716587917717378" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R3sFcnGML4I/AAAAAAAABRk/LuBW65OL8AI/s400/casamento.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Estava aqui a pensar, que já não vou a um casamento há sei lá quanto tempo.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Será este ano? Ando com saudades duma festança...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-6159336620672784182?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-55499943340429567872007-12-29T18:35:00.000Z2007-12-29T18:37:57.539Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R3aTvT-bLhI/AAAAAAAAAM8/iWva7260lPs/s1600-h/Martini.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149465664969977362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R3aTvT-bLhI/AAAAAAAAAM8/iWva7260lPs/s400/Martini.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Feliz Ano Novo e cuidado com a bebida!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5549994334042956787?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-36744798629901980402007-12-25T02:10:00.000Z2007-12-25T02:12:38.173Z<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NB7ZNP25Pv8&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NB7ZNP25Pv8&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Espero que nenhum de vocês tenha feito isto ao velhote...</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3674479862990198040?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-57917312157411724212007-12-24T00:42:00.000Z2007-12-24T00:59:49.243Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iqYm-nqZgEk/R28BR-SQsEI/AAAAAAAAAB8/H5TZPaHTpM4/s1600-h/_DSC0515+copy.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iqYm-nqZgEk/R28BR-SQsEI/AAAAAAAAAB8/H5TZPaHTpM4/s400/_DSC0515+copy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147334307396759618" /></a><br /><br />Chegou mais um Natal tempo para estar com a família, partilhar emoções, sorrisos e tudo do melhor que a vida tem.<br /><br />Com esta minha bela árvore recheada com as melhores prendas que eu podia pedir ao velhote das barbas brancas, desejo um fantástico Natal aos meus amigos que se portam bem... e aos outros também pode ser!<br /><br /><strong>BjoKas do Cego Massolas</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-5791731215741172421?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Caubói M@ss@http://www.blogger.com/profile/14233361252373345793noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-3399991501763848462007-12-21T15:07:00.000Z2007-12-21T15:11:52.855Z<div align="center"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZpCugsIFkDs&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZpCugsIFkDs&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Isto é puramente, brutalmente de morrer à gargalhada...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-339999150176384846?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-45178808923706025012007-12-19T09:12:00.000Z2007-12-19T09:15:51.682Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R2jgwj-bLgI/AAAAAAAAAM0/s6iIUpCKFFg/s1600-h/mafalda_preguica.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145609699166203394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R2jgwj-bLgI/AAAAAAAAAM0/s6iIUpCKFFg/s400/mafalda_preguica.gif" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Hoje estou assim, não me peçam para trabalhar...</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-4517880892370602501?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-24305963208915061712007-12-14T17:38:00.000Z2007-12-14T17:43:51.656Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R2LAUT-bLfI/AAAAAAAAAMs/C3AKzvMi44Y/s1600-h/lombalgia.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5143885179602546162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RiauurCEq30/R2LAUT-bLfI/AAAAAAAAAMs/C3AKzvMi44Y/s400/lombalgia.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:180%;">Estou mesmo a ver que hoje à noite não vou sambar nada de jeito, pode ser que o jantar seja baril!!!</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-2430596320891506171?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-32759343843576152032007-12-12T17:52:00.000Z2007-12-12T22:08:21.571Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R2AgOMnsFkI/AAAAAAAABOg/Vjyat63D5ac/s1600-h/ilha_pascoa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5143146202735056450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/R2AgOMnsFkI/AAAAAAAABOg/Vjyat63D5ac/s400/ilha_pascoa.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O <s>Deus da Fecundidade</s> Massolas foi às termas tratar da sudor... ops... beber aguinha, queria eu dizer. Deve vir com as baterias carregadas e por isso vai haver posta com certeza. Se não for este mês será para o outro.</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Também gosto muito de ti **</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-3275934384357615203?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31820854.post-19342789583754103082007-12-10T15:26:00.000Z2007-12-11T00:49:53.188ZA aorta pediu-me um livro ao calhas para o <a href="http://pressaosanguineaacircular.blogspot.com/2007/11/desafio-da-pgina-161.html">desafio página 161</a>, então tirei do armário do gabinete do big boss um livrito, que por mero acaso até me pertence e saquei a famosa 5ª frase, espero que gostem.<br /><br /><br /><br />Interpretação Radiologica, 6 edição<br /><br />Paul &amp; Juhl<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">"No estudo de Waldvogel e associados, a osteomielite hematogênica representou apenas 19% de todos os casos, a osteomielite de implantação 47% e osteomielite secundária relacionada à insuficiência vascular 34%."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Como conheço apenas estes, olha paciência amigos toca a ir à mesinha de cabeceira ou ao armário do boss!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">As instruções do desafio consultem;</span> <a href="http://pressaosanguineaacircular.blogspot.com/2007/11/desafio-da-pgina-161.html">desafio página 161</a>.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com/">Bjecas</a><br /><a href="http://margaridasemalmequeres.blogspot.com/">Nuxa</a><br /><a href="http://mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com/">Massolas</a><br /><a href="http://reclamatione.wordpress.com/">Erika</a><br /><a href="http://becausetheworldisfullofbastards.blogspot.com/">Principessa</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31820854-1934278958375410308?l=mudoscegossurdos.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>o iluminadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863484057514385951noreply@blogger.com3